arrogantanupapaya:

kalifrak:

kalifrak:

The crouching cover is in this year…

I fully expect to see Bilbo on the cover of DoS in this pose.

Edit: FUCKIN CALLED IT

oh my god

kaonashizen:

bleu:

look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

Im in love with Chris Pratt

doopilydo:

GUYS SO ON THE HARRY POTTER WIKI PAGE IT LISTS LILY AS “BRIEFLY WIDOWED.”

YES BRIEFLY WIDOWED WHILE SHE HEARD HER HUSBAND BEING MURDERED DOWNSTAIRS AND THEN FLUNG HERSELF IN FRONT OF HER BABY BOY. BUT BRIEFLY WIDOWED ALL THE SAME.

i-sold-my-soul-to-fiction:

forensicfreak55:

twelfth-doctor-in-the-tardis:

jacobshutup:

umm excuse me avatar i see a little more than four elements 

image

yes hello I am the last barium bender

Elements

omg its like pokemon.. but with science

He who fights with monsters should be careful he doesn’t become a monster himself. Unless that makes him more effective at fighting monsters. Like he becomes a badass werewolf who knows how to use a sword and has magic armor. That’d be so rad.
- Nietzsche (via doc-sarge)

glowcloud:

this cat is very beautiful and contemplative. owner wants to play with cat but cat is thinking about bigger things. cat thinks about life.

e-m-e-t-t:

Red? I think it’s red. 

chroniclesofachemist:

theskaldspeaks:

qualitymarvel:

if i had to choose between DNA and RNA, i would choose RNA because it has U in it

YOU FUCKER

9/10 very close to being the worst science pun ever.

allmymetaphors:

ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:

i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone. 

Pelvic sorcery
- Literally the best description of seduction i have ever fucking heard in my life (via destroyerdean)
me: here is 300 gold give me your best magic staff
walmart cashier: sir for the last time

aquariantides:

adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to

digg:

BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH