@10 hours ago with 474523 notes
#magical tiger face #... 
worldofthecutestcuties:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.

worldofthecutestcuties:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.

(via manicpixiedreamguy)

@10 hours ago with 63530 notes

craftbeerhallputsch:

specterofcommunism:

zhouenlaid:

heroque:

kingcheddarxvii:

Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him

What’s the point of mugging someone who only has $20 in their pocket

$20 can get you many peanuts

explain how

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

(Source: kingmunsterxvii, via maddith)

@10 hours ago with 49723 notes

"Oh… Well…" she shrugged. "I think they think I’m a bit odd, you know. Some people call me ‘Loony’ Lovegood, actually.

(Source: harrypotterdailly, via deadpotter)

@11 hours ago with 8998 notes
nedroidcomics:

Fall Foliage
Website • Patreon

nedroidcomics:

Fall Foliage

WebsitePatreon

@11 hours ago with 5948 notes

ninfia:

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

(via ihauntedurdad)

@11 hours ago with 239752 notes
die-walkure13:

fuck man, this is my favorite quote.

die-walkure13:

fuck man, this is my favorite quote.

(Source: stephisanerd, via greatgrenthsgarters)

@12 hours ago with 91390 notes

tedtheodorelogan:

its all fun to change ur url to something festive but SOME of us have Brands to maintain

(via maddith)

@12 hours ago with 19755 notes

(Source: c-mines, via morsmordre)

@10 hours ago with 4396 notes

effyeahultimatespiderman:

Ultimate Spider-Man - Revealed

(via maddith)

@10 hours ago with 3613 notes

actionjacksonlovesbbq:

I wish more cartoons taught young girls that if a man harasses you or annoys you or whatever you should blow him up with a bazooka and feel no remorse :)))

(Source: positivelycrippled, via rachelthefish)

@10 hours ago with 359194 notes
cas-is-deans-huggy-bear:

I HAVE FOUND WHAT I’VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR

cas-is-deans-huggy-bear:

I HAVE FOUND WHAT I’VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR

(via butterbestcarb)

@11 hours ago with 45232 notes
brandxnewx:

when you flirt with the bae

brandxnewx:

when you flirt with the bae

(via butterbestcarb)

@11 hours ago with 94251 notes

ionized-airglow:

devblarg:

I could swear this month used to be called something.

Something other than Halloween. But I cant.. 

Can’t remember…

My heard hurts. I need some pumpkin spice.

ONE OF US

@11 hours ago with 8 notes

"She [Blue] does like her mother’s music—she watches [Beyoncé’s concerts] on the computer every night. But my album came out and I don’t know if Blue ever heard any of my music prior to this album—she’s only 18 months old and I don’t play my music around the house. But this album was new, so we played it. And she loves all the songs. She plays a song and she goes, ‘More, Daddy, more … Daddy song.’ She’s my biggest fan. If no one bought the “Magna Carta”, the fact that she loves it so much, it gives me the greatest joy. And that’s not like a cliché. I’m really serious. Just to see her—‘Daddy song, more, Daddy.’ She’s genuine, she’s honest, because she doesn’t know it makes me happy. She just wants to hear it."
- Jay ZVanity Fair, October 2013 (x)

"She [Blue] does like her mother’s music—she watches [Beyoncé’s concerts] on the computer every night. But my album came out and I don’t know if Blue ever heard any of my music prior to this album—she’s only 18 months old and I don’t play my music around the house. But this album was new, so we played it. And she loves all the songs. She plays a song and she goes, ‘More, Daddy, more … Daddy song.’ She’s my biggest fan. If no one bought the “Magna Carta”, the fact that she loves it so much, it gives me the greatest joy. And that’s not like a cliché. I’m really serious. Just to see her—‘Daddy song, more, Daddy.’ She’s genuine, she’s honest, because she doesn’t know it makes me happy. She just wants to hear it."

- Jay Z
Vanity Fair, October 2013 (x)

(Source: thequeenbey, via ionized-airglow)

@12 hours ago with 36727 notes