My friend just asked my why The Silence wear...
I quickly responded “It makes it easier for them to pick up chicks. Because the girls are all like ‘That boy looks fine in a suit’ *turns around and forgets* *turns back around* ‘That boy looks fine in a suit.’” And, I’m proud of my split second reasoning.
I’m being extremely clever up here and there’s no one to stand...– Dr. Who
If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement, I'd...
There is a huge lightning/rain/thunderstorm happening right now, and my roommate is asleep, but she talks in her sleep really often.
(Huge thunder crash)
Me: Yeah, I was wondering how you were sleeping through this.
Roommate: I'm not sleeping, I'm (incomprehensible)
(this is when I figure out she's still asleep, and begin giggling)
Roommate: We're going to die.
Me: We're not going to die. I promise.
Roommate: No, I read it in a book.
Roommate: Yeah, there were two of every animal.
Roommate: I think that's what's happening now.
And then I tried not to really wake her up by laughing.
Comedy is unusual people in real situations; farce is real people in unusual...– Chuck Jones (via imalumberjack)
after effects, thou art a cruel, cruel mistress.
Things I should be doing: studying for a midterm. writing a paper for a midterm. working on my movie that will keep me from failing out of film school just yet. getting ready for my interview at 10am. sleeping Things I am doing: making random tumblr posts. buying $100 worth of animation books from amazon. working half-assedly at my paper. singing outloud and offkey at 4 am.
You know something funny? When people spell the same word different ways in a list. ie. 1. Analyze 2. Analyse 3. Analyse. Particularly when these people are college professors… Just sayin.
danmeth: NEW VIDEO!: Carl Sagan’s Cartoon Cosmos Join Carl on this interstellar voyage of the silliest planets from children’s entertainment. It’s like real science, but fake. Featuring the always brilliant mimcry of Josh Ruben as Sagan and more. Just one more reason Dan Meth is one of my favorite people ever.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-4-3) →
Death Cab for Cutie (40) The Strokes (28) Blitzen Trapper (24) The Shins (22) Panic! At the Disco (17) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Sometimes I wonder if it would just be better for me to not be in a super duper serious committed relationship… Makes having crushes on other people so extremely difficult, plus it’s even less likely that anything will come out of those crushes. :(