(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
Kronk: Ohhhh riiiiight!
Kronk: The poison.
Kronk: The poison for Kuzco.
Kronk: The poison chosen 'specially to kill Kuzco.
Kronk: Kuzco's poison.
Kronk: That poison?
Yzma: YES THAT POISON!
NOT SURE IF IMPLIED OR JUST PLOT HOLE
People: Did Mako even... break up with Asami?
Me: YOU KNOW, THAT WAS REALLY UNCLEAR.
What's the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
melohnade: Luke warm.
Get bored at 3am. Instead of sleeping like a...
This summer is going to make me question my sanity more than ever before. It hasn’t even been a whole week yet, and this is glaringly obvious to me, even right now.